Monday, March 1, 2010

GLEE Spoilers **CAUTION**



We hate to break it to you, but Glee has had us all fooled! If you're still under the impression that Fox's musical extravaganza is nothing more than fun-filled family entertainment, Jessalyn Gilsig (Terri) has some shocking news:

"Will is a whore."

Come again? Yes, Jessalyn is seriously serious and tells us that when Glee returns in April, we're going to see a less-than-flattering side of her former onscreen hubby. In fact, Mr. Schue (Matt Morrison) sounds downright dirty...

When asked which lucky lady Mr. Schue might be getting busy with, Jessalyn tells us, "Everybody."

A 'ho fo' sho'! (But a damn fine one.)

Since Matt and Jessalyn just told us about their rebooted love triangle—or lack thereof—we grilled her on the important things, like where's Terri's new man?

"It's all switching up," Jessalyn says with a laugh. "Terri was supposed to be so awful. But Terri was driven by love, and it turns out that Will is a whore. Lets just say Terri was right."

Right or not, Jessalyn teases that while Terri and Will are done for now, she's by no means finished with Emma (Jayma Mays). "You know Terri, can't keep her down! She's going to make some trouble. It's not over; it's never over—especially with that redhead," she laughs. "There's just no way I'm letting her go. Terri's going to stir this pot some more."

However, let the record show that we suggested Terri hook up with the always amazing Neil Patrick Harris (Ryan Murphy, are you reading this?!), and Jessalyn is 100 percent on board. "Oh, I like that! But Terri will kiss anyone." Fair enough.

But wait. Who was the whore again?

Various love shapes aside, one of the most exciting things we learned about Jessalyn is that she's a singer, too ("I am now," she smiles), and she'll be dusting off the old windpipes in at least one of the upcoming episodes. Whoo-hoo!

"I'm gonna sing!" Gilsig gushes. We tried to get her to tell us what song she'll be performing and with which castmembers, but it sounds like a solo number that's not part of the Madonna episode. "I wish! Madonna didn't greenlight me," she jokes. "It is so unexpected that when Ryan told me, I was like 'Yay, I'm singing,' then he told [what song] and I was like 'What?!' It was one of the hardest songs I've ever sung." Her number comes with dance moves, too!

Wait a minute...We got it! Is it "The Macarena"?! No?

An exception being Slutty Schuester, Jessalyn thinks the second half of Glee's first season is a time for new beginnings. "I'm calling this second chapter 'Nothing Is As It Seems.' I feel like we set everybody up, and everybody thinks they know who they are and now everyone is reversing on each other. It's going to surprise fans."

yay yay yay!!!!!!

i love the shit out of kate nash. this is her new song!

Do Wah Doo

what did i just say?

nicki minaj is popping up EVERYWHERE! i really appreciate it. even though bobby valentino makes my ears want to bleed listening to this, its worth it to hear her part!

Stilettos & T-Shirt

its kinda wierd...

even for the gorillaz. im not sure how i feel about their new song! what do you think?


Superfast Jellyfish

this song makes me wanna go out!

Ron Brownz Feat. Foxy Brown - Ride Ya Bike
im really glad to see all my rapper girls back in the scene!

khia is back!

i have missed her nasty ass dearly. cant wait to hear what else she has coming for us.

Been A Bad Girl

Ciara's new song!

dont get me wrong, i love ciara. and this is a good song. especially if you wanna shake your money makes. lol, did i just say that? well no, i typed it. anyways...she talk/sings alot in it. not the best idea ciara!


Im Up In The Bank
its the best i can do. no video yet!